Conundrum
Who is the most polished king in the world?
Blacking.
Conundrum
Why is an author like a Chinaman?
Because his tale (tail) comes out of his head.
Conundrum
What did the cheese say to the toasting fork?
You are too pointed.
Conundrum
Why is a kiss like a sermon?
Because it requires two heads and an application.
Conundrum
Why is a bashful lover like rice corn?
He turns white when he pops.
Conundrum
Why are sheep the most dissipated of animals?
Because they gamble (gambol) all their youth, spend most of their lives on the turf, the best of them are black legs, and they are fleeced at last.
Conundrum
If a man gets up on a donkey where should he get down?
From a swan’s breast.
Conundrum
When is bread inhabited?
When it has a little Indian in it.
Conundrum
If a woman were to change her sex why could she no longer be a Christian?
Because she would be a he(a)then.
Conundrum
Why is a sneeze like Niagara?
Because it is a catarrh-act.
